
Monday, August 17, 2026 – Orlando, Florida
Late summer is the season when the southern United States turns the heat up to its highest setting. It’s always been that way, and it’s no accident that August and September coincide with the peak of the Atlantic hurricane season.
Except for a few memorable detours — nearly six years in Bogotá and ten months in New Hampshire — Florida has been home for my entire life. Heat, humidity, sudden downpours, crackling thunderstorms, and the occasional tropical cyclone are as much a part of the Sunshine State as palm trees, mosquitoes, tourists, strip malls, urban sprawl, and the inevitable “Florida Man” headlines that make the rest of the country shake its head.

In short: it’s late summer, and it’s supposed to be hot. No surprises there.

What is surprising — or at least troubling — is how much meaner the mean season has become over the past three decades. Climate change deniers can insist otherwise, but anyone who has lived here long enough can feel the shift. Since the late 1990s, daytime temperatures have crept upward, heat waves have grown longer and more frequent, and droughts linger in ways they didn’t used to. After a decade of living in different corners of Central Florida, I’ve seen the pattern repeat with uncomfortable consistency.
As I write this, the temperature outside is a stifling 95°F (35°C) under bright, punishing sunshine. With humidity running high — and without the mercy of a sea breeze like the folks on the coasts enjoy — it feels more like 103°F (39°C). That’s blistering, even by Florida standards, and we still haven’t reached the forecast high of 97°F (36°C).
I’ve stepped outside a couple of times today to grab the mail and take care of a few chores. Each time felt like being smothered under a stack of hot, wet blankets. The air clings to you, weighs you down, and makes even brief errands feel like endurance tests.
Neil Simon’s alter ego Eugene Jerome summed it up perfectly in Biloxi Blues: “Man, it’s hot. It’s like Africa hot. Tarzan couldn’t take this kind of hot.”
Amen, Neil.

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